Every
time the thread jammed, the machine made a horrible
screeching sound which seemed to mock her. It was well past midnight and Maggie
was engaged in yet another wrestling match with the aging Singer.
I really hate Halloween!
Cursing her mom and anyone else who thought sewing was easy, she
decided to give up for the night.
The room was a mess, overflowing with pink tulle, sequins and
plastic jewels. She’d claimed this room during the basement renovation more for
solitude than creativity and had dubbed it the craft room ironically. Now it
seemed more like a dungeon, with all the requisite torture tools, sewing
machine, iron, ironing board and the always painful glue gun. She still had a
little more than a week to finish all three costumes – Ghost Buster, Ladybug,
and Princess – but it was the princess dress that was really testing her.
The little kids’ costumes were easy. Sarah happily accepted the
ladybug costume that big sister Hailey had worn several times. Matt, always easygoing, had asked to be a Ghost Buster;
authenticity was desired but not required. Luckily Santa had brought a Proton
Pack, slime and a ghost trap last Christmas, which left Maggie responsible for
the jumpsuit, goggles and iconic arm patch.
But Hailey wanted to be a princess of the highest order, with a
beautiful pink gown, diamonds, and a tiara to rival any Disney creation. Maggie
had tried to talk her into a dress from the party store but Hailey had demanded
more; puffier, pinker, rolling in rhinestones, and much, much more sparkle!
That was when Maggie had decided that maybe she could make it. After all there
were patterns for these things. Right?
Maggie and Hailey had planned it all together and had had lots
of fun choosing the miles and miles of pink tulle and packages of sparkling
jewels from the craft store. Hailey was beyond excited so Maggie felt justified
to be creating a dress which seemed to rival a couture wedding gown and decided
not to tell Joe what it all cost.
She still had a few hours of work ahead but the dress was taking
shape and tomorrow, after school, Hailey would finally be able try it on.
As they waited for the school bus the next day, Maggie and her
friend Joan talked about Halloween, agreeing that it was getting out of hand.
“Maybe we should scale it back this year?” suggested Joan.
“Cheers to that!” said Maggie and raised her insulated coffee
mug to clunk it against Joan’s.
“Yum,” said Joan. “I love
this vintage coffee!”
Maggie grinned as she took a sip of wine from her cup, a small
and secret treat they shared a couple of times a week.
“Seriously,” said Maggie. “I don’t know how to rein in these
ghosts and goblins. We have to keep up with the Joneses.” She nodded towards
the highly decorated house across the street, which rivalled a Hollywood set,
with pumpkins, tombstones, cobwebs, a fogger, and three of those horrible
inflatable, animated creatures with LED lights.
Colleen Jones was the mom they loved to hate.
“I don’t know how she does it,” said Joan.
“Well, we’d have more time, too, if we hired a nanny and a
cleaning lady. And James generally does what he’s told,” said Maggie referring
to Colleen’s husband.
“But those costumes! When does she have time to make those?”
“I don’t get it either. The kids told me she’s making a dinosaur
and a Tweety Bird this year. She works crazy hours, so she must stay up all
night.”
“Maybe she has a Halloween elf stashed away in the attic.”
“Ha, that’s been me for the last few weeks,” replied Maggie.
“But I’m getting close to being done with Hailey’s dress and then I’ll get
started on Matt’s things.”
Later that night Maggie sat down to work on the dress. Really,
why had she put so much time into this costume? Things had been simpler when
she was a kid.
Oh god! She sounded just like her mom. But seriously there had
never been this fuss and stress over Halloween. A striped top, a red nose, Dad’s
big shoes and, voila, you were a clown. A ragged shirt, a tea towel tied on a
stick, a dirty face and, bingo, you were a hobo. One year her brother had been
a cowboy with six shooters and Maggie had been an Indian, both costumes tossed
together from things they already had in their toy box. So easy, but now so
very wrong.
They had always carved one pumpkin, one simple, solitary pumpkin
for the front porch. Her dad did all of the dangerous cutting work and mom
scooped out the gross bits. Now they designed a different jack-o-lantern for
each family member and placed them at the front of the house with all the other
decorations. It took an entire weekend to get all of this together. Thank God, it
was only six more sleeps till the big day.
That night, Hailey woke Maggie up around midnight.
“Mom, I feel sick.”
“Wow,” said Maggie as she turned on the light and saw what were
unmistakably chicken pox covering Hailey’s feverish body.
During the week, Hailey got worse before she started to improve,
first covered in red spots, then the lovely oozing pustules. It was at this
point that Matt broke out, far worse than Hailey. He was truly sick, with a
high fever that just wouldn’t break. Halloween went on the back burner but not
before Hailey had a major breakdown, declaring it unfair that her princess
dream was spoiled.
They all waited for Sarah to get sick but it didn’t happen.
On Halloween morning Maggie realized that they had done nothing
to get ready for that night. The pumpkins sat outside in the rain without scary
faces and all the decorations were in a box in the basement. Still tending to
Matt, Maggie decided she didn’t care. At some point Hailey asked if maybe she
could go trick-or-treating.
“I think you can,” said Maggie. “Your spots are mostly dry and
crusty so you’re no longer contagious. I think your dress is finished enough.”
“Oh I can’t be a princess! I’d look horrible!”
So Maggie dragged out an old witch’s hat and cape and painted
Hailey’s face, using green and grey eye shadow to accentuate the spots, turning
them into the best warts ever. Then Hailey and Sarah went out to get their loot
bags filled.
Later that night all three kids sat hunched over the booty. The girls had pooled their candy and, in some
elaborate barter system only they understood, were sharing it all with Matt.
“Not the Smarties! They’re all mine,” said Hailey. “Oh Mom,” she added. “The Jones kids looked
really cute tonight but Jake’s dinosaur tail got so wet and heavy from dragging
it through the puddles that he could hardly walk. And Katie’s Tweety Bird head
was itchy so Mr. Jones had to carry it. And oh yeah, everyone loved my warts!”
Halloween simplified, thought Maggie. Maybe we can try this
again next year.
Wendy
Simpson lives and sells real estate in Oakville. Although her
university days are long behind her she’s never lost her love of reading. She
is the mother of three adult children and three (soon to be four!)
grandchildren. She travels as much as possible and loves to spend several weeks
each year in Victoria and the Cayman Islands.
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