Friday, May 27, 2022

“Searching for Narnia” by Natalie Feisthauer

I love Narnia. Or rather, like millions of others, I loved reading about the places and characters and the entire enchanting world created by C.S. Lewis in his Chronicles of Narnia.

It wasn’t just because heroic adventures were played out on the backdrop of archetypal stories of good versus evil. Or the fact that the pre-adolescent heroes and heroines were quite ordinary children, and being so were exceptional because they were so relatable to child readers like me. Or even the fact that there were just about as many heroines as there were heroes and that the girls could ride and shoot and fight as well as any boy in the stories.

No, it was the fact that everything in Narnia is alive.  The animals speak and the trees dance.  The water rises up to break its chains and the stars sing silvery songs to the rising sun. Creatures that never lived in our world still live in theirs, like unicorns and dragons who could be enemies or friends or both.

In Narnia, animals and people walk together as friends, hand in hand, or rather hand in paw or hoof or wing. Both look out for each other and for their shared world. And the especial magic was that to be a part of this wonderful place called Narnia all we humans had to do was to listen quietly and follow our hearts.

My entry into the world of Narnia was a bit backwards.  The first book I read was The Silver Chair which I had received as a gift when I was about nine years old.  As this was the sixth chronicle in a seven-book series, I was thrown headlong into Narnia without any warning.  No The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe to start me off, never mind The Magician’s Nephew where it all began.

I met Jill and Eustace as two reluctant heroes and had to wrap my head around Puddleglum the Marshwiggle and why he was part of the story at all.  But after reading The Silver Chair I was irrevocably changed. My heart swelled with the thought that a place like Narnia could even be thought of. I wanted to know oh so much more about this place.

Once I realized that there were six other books in the series, I rushed to our small school library in our overseas community and devoured each in turn. I couldn’t believe that so few fellow students had checked the books out. Didn’t they know that the gateway to another, more wonderful world was right there for them, within the pages of these small books?

When the library closed as our expatriate community returned to Canada, students and parents alike were welcome to take any books we wanted. I was then grateful there had been so little interest in the Narnia books since I had no competition to own them. I gathered them all up, library card-filled pockets and all, to be permanent members of my childhood treasure trove.

Back in Canada, my new world was noticeably lacking in magic. During many long and sometimes lonely wanderings through the forest I would follow ephemeral deer paths and pretend to lose my way. I would try to convince myself that when the trails disappeared and I was standing alone in the middle of the woods Mr. Tumnus would appear, the birds singing above me would greet me by name, and the boughs of the spruce trees moving in the breeze would take my hand and we would dance, just like Lucy did.

Other times sitting on my favourite rock on the shore of Lake Huron, I would stare hard into the light dancing on the water, willing a magic portal to appear on the deep blue horizon that I could walk through to greet old friends in Narnia.

I was a few years older by then and of course I didn’t actually believe Narnia existed. But oh! the tiniest voice in my heart would whisper, wouldn’t it be wonderful if maybe, just maybe, the magic was real and there was a chance, if I tried hard enough, that I could really get to Narnia?  To a place where the animals speak and the trees dance, and the water and stars are friends?  Where everything is not quite as it seems but turns out to be even better?

I have been an adult for many years now, long enough that another generation or two of children have been introduced to the Chronicles of Narnia. And long enough to have a mature, intellectual understanding of the stories’ narratives and their context. Despite this adult perspective, the magic of C.S. Lewis’ world still warms the deepest parts of my heart, which now swells for that child standing alone in the woods or sitting by the sweet sea, searching for Narnia.

***

Natalie Feisthauer has spent much of her career writing scientifically, where flights of fancy are certainly not encouraged. She lets the other side of her brain loose in her spare time searching for magic writing prose and poetry. Natalie’s creativity is inspired by nature in all its forms, large and small, gentle and fierce. She loves being outdoors during all seasons, even allergy season. She is also an avid backyard birder and apprentice wildlife gardener at her home in Flamborough, Ontario. 

Note: Quick Brown Fox welcomes essays about a favourite book or about your experience of reading or writing. To get a taste of what other writers have done, see here and scroll down).

Submit to: brianhenry@sympatico.ca Include a short bio at the end of your piece and attach a photo of yourself if you have one that’s okay. 

For information about our in-Person Writing for Children and for Young Adults, with Kids Can Press senior editor Patricia Ocampo, on Saturday, July 16, see here.

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Monday, May 23, 2022

Happy Victoria Day!

 


And may you and me and the Queen have the best summer ever!



Saturday, May 21, 2022

Lots of writing contests (including a free contest) and markets for your short fiction, poetry, and nonfiction

Note: You can hang out and chat with quick brown foxes and vixens on my Facebook page (here). Just send a friend request to Brian Henry.

Also, if you’re not yet on my newsletter, send me an email, including your locale, to: brianhenry@sympatico.ca ~ Brian

 

RoomMagazine welcomes submissions from people of “all marginalized genders,” including cis and trans women, trans men, nonbinary and Two-Spirit people, but no men allowed. And like everybody else, they specifically encourage writers with “overlapping under-represented identities” to submit.

Room has five contests on their calendar: Poetry (June 15 – Aug 15); Short Forms (Sept 1 – Nov 1); Cover Art (Nov 15 – Jan 15); Fiction (Jan 15 – March 15); and currently running... 

Creative Nonfiction Contest Judge
Luna Ferguson 

Creative Nonfiction Contest: Submit creative nonfiction (memoir, travel writing, nonfiction humour, essay, literary journalism, personal journalism, biography, profile, etc.) of up to 3,500 words.

Prizes: $1,000, $250, and $100 for honorable mentions. First and second prize pieces may be published in Room; Honourable Mentions will be published on Room’s Website. Entry fee: $35 from within Canada; $45 from the US or $55 from outside North America. All entries receive a one-year subscription to Room.

Deadline: June 1, 2022. Details here.

Room also accepts regular submissions of short stories, poems, creative nonfiction, and art. Pays $50 per page to a maximum of $200.

Guidelines here.

 

Variety Pack is an independent and voluntarily run online literary magazine.  Their Editors are based all over: Lahore, Pakistan; Southwestern Oregon; Oakland, California; Atlanta, Georgia; and Western NY. They publish full issues tri-quarterly, mini-packs, & special issues at different times throughout the year. 

“We firmly believe that diversity is the bedrock of the Arts, and hope to establish that with our wide variety of contributors and the artistic expressions found within our publications.”

Variety Pack is temporarily open for submissions of short fiction, nonfiction, poetry, reviews and interviews, and visual arts, comics and mixed media.

For fiction: either flash fiction under 1,000 words or short stories up to 9,000 words. “We want something short that kicks through the door and pushes against the literary grain. We crave gripping, haunting work that is hard to turn away from once we dig in. We accept both genre and literary work.

For nonfiction: cultural criticism, immersive journalism, memoirs, creative nonfiction, and essays. Maximum 1,500 words (though you can submit up to three nonfiction pieces at a time).

For poetry, they’re open to any and all forms.

For reviews and interviews, they wan in-depth reviews, review essays, and interviews. Welcomes reviews of music, books, films, TV, art, and theatre.

Deadline: June 15, 2022. Full Guidelines here.

 

Toasted Cheese is a literary quarterly and a writing community. They’re well worth checking out. Toasted publishes poetry, flash, fiction, creative nonfiction, and reviews. TC was founded in 2001 by a group of American and Canadian women writers. Like everyone else, they are committed to publishing a diversity of voices and, unlike many Canadian journals, welcome submissions from around the world.

Toasted encourages unpublished writers to submit. “We are impressed by quality writing, not by a list of credentials.” Currently, there is no remuneration other than recognition. 

No “excessively graphic” sex or violence.

Submission guidelines here.

Toasted Cheese also runs four annual free contests:

Dead of Winter Horror Fiction Writing Contest. Submissions accepted Oct 1 – Dec 21. More here.

The Mollie Savage Memorial Writing Contest is a 48-hour short story writing contest. It runs twice a year on the weekends closest to March 21 and September 21. This coming September, the contest will be Science Fiction and Fantasy and opens Sept 23 at 5 p.m. More here.

And A Midsummer Tale contest – open now and every spring, April 1 – June 21.

A Midsummer Tale is a summer-themed narrative writing contest open to non-genre1 fiction and creative nonfiction.

The theme of the 2022 A Midsummer Tale writing contest is: The End. This year your challenge is to write about a personal ending that ties into a concurrent cataclysmic event and together feel like the end of the world for your protagonist.

Your story must be set during the hot summer months and the theme must play an integral role in the story.

Identify your story as fiction or creative nonfiction. For CNF entries, please indicate whether names have been changed.

Length: 1,000 words minimum; 5,000 words maximum.

Winning stories are published in the September issue of Toasted Cheese.

§  If 50 or fewer eligible entries are received, first place receives a $35 Amazon gift card & second a $10 Amazon gift card.

§  If 51 or more eligible entries are received, first place receives a $50 Amazon gift card, second a $15 Amazon gift card & third a $10 Amazon gift card.

Questions? Ask on the contest announcement post or on Twitter @toasted_cheese.

Deadline June 21, 2022. Contest guidelines and rules here.  

 

The Ontario Poetry Society has nine contests listed. See them all here

The next contest is their Ultra Short Poem Competition: Poems must be no more than 8 lines and no more than 8 words on a line. Prizes: $100; $75; $50; $25, plus 36 Judge’s Choice Awards. All prize-winning poems to be published in a chapbook; all winners get a free copy. Entry fee $10 for up to 5 poems, the $2 for each additional poem.

Deadline: June 30, 2022. Details here.

 

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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

How do you spell speech noises?


The Wednesday afternoon class and I recently found this wonderful page, prompted by the question, How do you spell Uh-huh?

Dictionary of Interjections

https://www.vidarholen.net/contents/interjections/ 

Here is a list of English interjections, specifically those that are not included in normal dictionaries because they just signify noises people make (ahh, ow, grr) rather than exclamation words (hey, stop, yes).

Like the sounds themselves, most of the interjection can be made stronger by stretching them out, such as "aaaaaah!!!" or "awwwwwww!!". This list mostly describes the shortest canonical representations. Note that some are listed several times with different meanings, and as alternate spellings under other entries.

 

Word

Alternate/ Similar

Translation

Example

Meaning

aah!

aaah, aaaahh

"Help!"

"Aaaah! It's eating my leg!"

Fright, shock. Sometimes it means "ahh" instead.

aha

a-ha

"I understand"

"Aha! So you took the money!"

Understanding, triumph (can also be used as "ahh")

ahem

"Attention, please!"

"Ahem! Swearing is against office policy."

The sound of clearing one's throat. Used to get someone's attention, especially if they don't know (or apparently forgot) that you're there.

ahh

ahhh, ohh

"Ok, I see"

"Ahh, yes, I understand now"

Realisation, understanding. Sometimes it means "aaah" or "eh" instead.

ahh

ahhh..

"So relaxing"

"Ahh... This hot tub is amazing"

Relief or relaxation

argh

augh

"Damn!"

"Argh, the car won't work!"

Annoyance, anger, frustration

aww

aw, awww

"How sweet!"

"Aww, what an adorable puppy"

Shows sentimental approval (also see next entry)

aww

aw, ohh, ahh

"That's too bad"

"Aww, it hit him right in the nuts!"

Feeling sorry or pity for someone

aw

oh

"Come on!"

"Aw, don't be like that!"

Mild disappointment or protest

bah

"Whatever"

"Bah, I never liked him anyways."

Dismissive, annoyed

boo

booh

"That's bad"

"Boo, get off the stage!"

Disapproval, contempt

boo!

booh!

"Scared you!"

I jumped out from the closet and yelled "boo!"

A noise used to scare people by surprise

boo-hoo

boohoo

"I'm crying!"

Your internet is slow? Boo-hoo, how sad for you.

Used, often sarcastically, to imitate crying.

brr

brrrr

"It's cold"

"Brrr, it's -20C outside"

Being cold, shivering

d'oh

doh

"That was stupid/bad!"

"I just deleted all my files. D'oh!"

Homer Simpson's catchphrase when something bad happens.

duh

"That's dumb"

"Duh, you didn't plug it in."

Expresses annoyance over something stupid or obvious

eek

eeeek

"Help!"

"Eeek, a mouse!"

Girly scream. Surprised, scared.

eep

"Oh no!"

"Eep! I didn't mean to say that!"

Surprise (female)

eh?

huh?

"What?"

"Eh? I didn't hear what you said."

Misunderstanding. Also see "eh?" below

eh?

huh?, eyh?

"Is that right?"

"So she dumped you, eh?"

Stereotypically overused by Canadians

eww

ugh, ewww, yuck, ick

"Disgusting"

"Ewww, this apple is rotten"

Disgust, dislike

fuff

"Bullshit"

"Oh fuff, you don't know what you're talking about!"

Contempt and disregard

gah

"This is hopeless"

"Gah, I give up"

Exasperation and despair

gee

"Really?"

"Gee, that's super!"

Surprise, enthusiasm, or just general emphasis.

grr

grrrr

"I'm angry"

"Grrr, I'll kick his ass"

Anger, snarling, growling. Often used for dogs and other animals.

hmm

hm, hmmmm

"I wonder"

"Hmm, I'm not sure about that"

Thinking, hesitation.

humph

harumph

"I don't like this"

"There are kids on my lawn again, humph!"

A snort, to express dislike, disbelief or annoyance.

hah

heh

"Funny."

"Heh, that's clever"

The first syllable of "hahaha", when something is just a little funny. "Hah" can also be used spitefully in one-upmanship, as in "Hah, got you again you loser"

haha

hehe, hahaha, bahaha

"Funny!"

"Haha, that's hilarious!"

Regular laughter.

huh

"Really?"

"Huh, you were right"

Mild, indifferent surprise

hurrah

hooray, huzzah

"Let's celebrate!"

"Hurrah, we won!"

Generic exclaimation of joy

ick

yuck, ich, yak

"Disgusting"

"Ick, this milk has gone bad"

Disgust, dislike

meh

eh

"I don't know"

"Meh, whatever you think is best"

Indifference

mhm

mmhm, uh-hu

"Yes"

"Do you think so too?" "Mhm"

Agreement, acknowledgement.

mm

mmm, mmh

"Lovely"

"Mmm, this ice cream is delicious"

Pleasure. Sometimes it means "hmm" instead.

muahaha

mwahaha, bwahaha

"I'm so evil!"

"I switched the sugar and the salt! Muahaha!"

Evil villain's triumphant laugh

mwah

m-wah

"Kiss!"

"Thanks, you're so sweet! Mwah!"

The sound of blowing a kiss

nah

"No"

"Want another beer?" "Nah, I'm good"

Informal no

nuh-uh

nuh-hu, nu-huh

"No, it isn't!"/"Did not!"

"I hit you!" "Nuh-uh!" "Yuh-uh!" "Nuh-uh!"

Childish negation or refusal

oh

"I see"

"Oh, you wanted sugar, not milk."

Realisation

ooh-la-la

oh-lala, la-di-da, la-dee-dah

"Fancy!"

"A seven layer wedding cake? Ooh-la-la!"

An often ironic (or just funny) way indicating that something is fancy or high class

ooh

oooh

"Wonderful!"

"Oooh, it's shiny!"

Wonder, amazement (ohhh can also mean ahhh)

oomph

umph

"I'm exerting myself"

"Push on 3.. 1, 2, 3.. oomph!"

A grunt made on sudden exertion. Also used as a noun to mean "power" or "energy" ("This song needs more oomph!")

oops

"I didn't mean to do that"

"Oops, I knocked your cup over"

Being surprised at or acknowledging your own mistakes

ouch

ow, ouch, yeow

"That hurts"

"Ouch, I hit my thumb"

Expression of pain

oww

oww, ouch, yeow

"That hurts"

"Oww, I hit my thumb"

Expression of pain

oy

oi, oyh

"Hey, you!"

"Oy! You forgot your wallet!"

Mainly British: Used to get someone's attention, similar to "hey!". Also used disapprovingly ("Oy, you spilled your drink all over me!").

oy

oy vay

"Oh no..."

"The bills are piling up. Oy..."

Mainly Jewish: Used to express self-pity, similar to "woe is me!"

pew

pee-yew

"It stinks!"

"Pew, that smells so gross!"

Used for foul odors

pff

pffh, pssh, pfft

"That's nothing"

"Pff, I once caught a fish twice that size"

Unimpressed

phew

"That was close!"

"I didn't do my homework, but the teacher didn't check. Phew!"

Expressing relief

psst

Whispering "Hey, you!"

"Psst. Let's skip the next class!"

Used to quietly get someone's attention, often to tell them a secret.

sheesh

jeez

"I can't believe this!"

"Sheesh, now he's drunk again"

Exasperation, annoyance (corruption of "Jesus")

shh

hush, shush

"Be quiet"

"Shh, I'm trying to hear what they're saying!"

Used to make someone be quiet

shoo

"Go away"

"Get out of here! Shoo!"

Used to drive away animals or small children

tsk-tsk

tut-tut

"Disappointing"

"Tsk-tsk, he is late for work again"

disappointment, contempt (this is a clicking sound. Clip from Futurama)

uh-huh

mhm, uh-hu

"Yes"

"Do you think so too?" "Uh-hu"

Agreement, acknowledgement (easily confused with uh-uh)

uh-oh

oh-oh

"Oh no!"

"Uh-oh, I think the bear is inside the house"

Concerned for indications that something will happen

uh-uh

unh-unh, unh-uh

"No"

"Eat your spinach!" "Uh-uh!"

Refusal, especially if your mouth is full or if you refuse to open it (easily confused with uh-huh)

uhh

uhm, err

"Wait, I'm thinking"

"Seven times eight is... uhh... 56"

Indicates a pause in, rather than the end of, a sentence

umm

uhh, ummm

"I'm hesitant"

"Umm.. Do you really think that's wise?"

Being hesitant or skeptical (usually interchangable with "uhh" above)

waah

waaaaah

"I'm crying!"

"I don't want you to go! Waaah!"

Used, often sarcastically, for imitating crying or whining.

wee

whee, weee

"This is fun!"

"Weee! Faster!"

Used by children when doing something fun, and often ironically by adults when something is fun but childish

whoa

"Hold on."

"Whoa, take it easy!"

Can be used to suggest caution as in here, and also stereotypically used by marijuana smokers to express dumbfounded amazement ("whoa, look at the colors!"). Originally a sound used to make horses stop.

wow

"Amazing!"

"Wow, that's incredible!"

Impressed, astonished

yahoo

yippee, woohoo

"Let's celebrate!"

"Yippie! We won!"

Generic exclaimation of joy

yay

"Yes!"

"Yay! We won!"

All-purpose cheer. Approval, congratulations and triumph

yeah

yeeeeaah!

"Yes!"

"Yeeeaah! Kick his butt!"

Common slang for "yes", sometimes also used as an interjection.

yee-haw

yeehaw

"I'm excited!"

"Let's gather some cattle! Yee-haw!"

Much like "yahoo", but almost always associated with cowboys.

yikes

"That's a bad surprise."

"I found out I owed $5000 in back taxes. Yikes!"

Fear and alarm.

yoo-hoo

yoohoo

"Hey you!"

"Yoo-hoo, sugercup! Come give me a hug!"

The often ironic/comical, seductive call of a woman to get someone's attention

yuh-uh

yuh-hu, yu-huh

"Yes, it is!"/"Did so!"

"I hit you!" "Nuh-uh!" "Yuh-uh!" "Nuh-uh!" ...

Childish affirmation, often used to counter "nuh-uh!" (not to be confused with yoo-hoo).

yuck

ick, ich, blech, bleh, eww, ugh, yech

"Disgusting!"

"Yuck, I wouldn't want to touch that"

Disgust, dislike

zing

ba-dum-tss, badum tish

"Haha, well said!"

"You're so stupid, you'd trip over a wireless phone!" "Zing!"

Used (often ironically) to punctuate a punchline or witty comeback. From the sound of a rimshot, played after punchlines in some comedy acts.


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