After placing my order with the girl at the
counter of McDonald's I asked, "Could I get a Sun as well?"
"A
what?" she replied.
"A
Sun newspaper, do you have any?"
She
left her post and went to the girl pouring the coffees behind her and said,
"I don't know what this man is asking, I've already placed his order in
the system."
The
other girl came over. "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yes,
I asked if there were any Suns
available."
She
looked under the counter "Nope. They're all gone or haven't arrived
yet." She turned to the other girl and explained, “He was asking for a Sun newspaper."
"A
what?"
"Paper with news, like MSM but on paper. We give them out for free. They haven't
arrived yet, just give him his receipt."
I
took my receipt and waited for my order but had to wonder, Am I being left
behind? An endangered species? Should I be looking at screens or just proceed
in ignorance of what's going on in the world?
Either
way I decided on eating my Egg McMuffin before it got cold, which was more pressing
than issues of post-literacy. For now the medium is not the message; my stomach
rules.
***
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