Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Two zines looking for work and a literary magazine for aboriginals


The Round Up Writer’s Zine is is looking for fresh, emerging writers looking for a place to share their work with like-minded people. Interested in short stories, nonfiction, poetry, quirky essays, and personal musings. Prefers submissions that feature humour or darkness or both. Snarky or sarcastic, edgy and/or possibly offensive are welcome.
Deadline: August 9, 2013. Guidelines here. 


Independent art and poetry zine Nickel95 Zine (London, ON) seeks submissions of poetry about mental illness for their third issue. Theme: “Blown a Fuse.” Write about other people, yourself, meds, doctors, insanity, hospital visits, etc. Submit 5-7 poems. Payment: Copy of the handmade zine.
Deadline: August 12, 2013. Guidelines here. 


Dear Brian,
Voicings is a literary magazine for Aboriginal writing, open to writers living in Canada. We are currently doing a call for submissions of short stories and creative non-fiction, as well as art. Details can be found at www.voicings.ca/submissions

Thank you, 
Natasha Smith
Editor, Voicings Literary Magazine

Details:
·         We welcome submissions of original short stories, creative non-fiction, and art, by Aboriginals writing in Canada.
·         In the future we hope to have the resources to also accept poetry; so, poets, please check back in with us for later issues.
·         Please only send previously-unpublished materials.
·        Write your cover letter in the body of the email. Please include why you would like to be published in Voicings, whether you have been published before and where, any awards you have received, whether your submission is a short story, work of creative non-fiction, or art, the word count of your written piece, and your contact information. 
·         We believe artists should be paid for their work. We are a small venture, and therefore at this time we offer $15 per accepted short story, work of creative nonfiction, or art.
·         Word limit for short stories and creative nonfiction is 3,500 words.
·         Artists, please send a maximum of 5 images.

Full submission guidelines here. Please submit to: submissions@voicings.ca 

See Brian Henry's schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Canada: Abode of Earthly Evil or a pretty good place?

World's most to least racially tolerant countries. Key to reading such maps: Whatever colour Canada is shown in is the best. Colours descend from there. Note: Countries in grey weren't surveyed - or couldn't be. 

A meditation on Canada Day by Brian Henry
I happen to believe that as Canadians, we ought to wake up every morning and thank God we live where we do.  

By any reasonable measure, our home in one of the most blessed countries on the face of the earth. On this planet, 2.8 billion people make less than $2 a day. Compared to them even a Canadian on welfare is fabulously wealthy. No two ways about it: we’re rich. Even in the face of the recent global recession, Canada’s economy did little more than blink.

Sure, things aren’t perfect. Our health care system has its problems. But it’s better than almost anywhere else on Earth. Is our education system faultless? Certainly not, but it’s in the world’s top ten.  Do we have crime? Sure, but there isn’t a neighbourhood in Toronto where I wouldn’t walk at night. And of course Canada is a beacon of tolerance, freedom, and peace.

If you don’t know what a great place this is – compared to almost anywhere else in the world – you’ve got rocks in your head.

But sad to say, some people do have nothing between the ears but granite.  Take Judy Rebick.

Rebick is something of a Canadian institution. For the CBC, she’s the go-to Leftie. She used to host a couple programs, and she’s still a regular on Q’s media panel, where she gets to weigh in on the stories in the news.

Percentage of population living on less than $2 per day 
She was also a columnist with Elm Street Magazine, London Free Press, and on CBC Online, and in 1990 to 1993 she headed up the National Action Committee on the Status of Women.

This year for Canada Day, Rebick penned an article saying that she doesn’t celebrate Canada Day – and neither should anyone else. Canada, she says, was conceived in original sin, stolen from the First Nations, so from now to eternity, Canadians should all just cover our heads in shame.

On top of this says, Rebick, the country is going backwards.

“Our government has made us an international pariah. Worse,” says Rebick, “than the U.S.” In Rebick’s books, that’s like saying we’re worse than Satan. 

But while Rebick believes Canada has become an “international pariah,” scorned by the civilized world, it turns out the world thinks differently. According to a poll of 27,000 people across all the G8 countries, Canada has the best reputation in the world.

People were asked how much they admired and trusted 50 different countries, and how they rated the country’s overall reputation. Canada scored 76.6 out of 100. Sweden, with a score of 76.5, came second, while Switzerland (76.3), Australia (76.1), and Norway (74.1) rounded out the top five.

How long you can expect to live. Dark green (like Canada) life expectancy is 84+ years
But here’s the real kicker: this is the third year in a row, Canada has been rated the world’s most admired country. Far from being an international pariah, Canada’s stock in the world is going up.

Rebick’s problem is that rather than starting with a look at reality, she starts with her politics and assumes the world follows her preconceptions. In Rebick’s politics, the West is always contemptible – so please, no Canada Day for her! And the Conservatives are evil incarnate – so Canada must be an international pariah; the whole world sees it, right?

Rebick published her anti–Canada Day piece on Rabble, an on-line news and discussion site for Canada’s left that Rebick founded. It’s published by Kim Elliott, who is the life partner of Libby Davis, deputy leader of the NDP. It’s financed by the Centre for Policy Alternatives, a think tank and advocacy organization linked to the NDP, and by Canada’s more politicized unions.

(As an aside, most Canadian have no idea how radical some of our unions are. CUPE for example, has a history of cozying up to Islamist terrorist organizations. See here.)

Along with Rebick’s article, Rabble published an even more strident anti–Canada Day article by Nora Loreto. Let me give you a taste of it: 
Today, Canada Day should be stained in black for the oil spills and environmental destruction that has been waged across this country for the past year. [Canada Day] should be silenced, as we’ve witnessed another watershed year of [as?] our freedoms vanish under a radical, conservative government…. [Canada Day] should be spat upon.
World's free (green), partially free (yellow) and unfree countries (blue)
Loreto obviously shares Rebick’s aversion to reality. If indeed our freedoms have vanished, as Loreto claims, how has she gotten away with telling people to spit on Canada Day?

Unlike Rebick, Loreto is a marginal figure. But I fear she may be the future of the Left in Canada. She was the editor in chief of the Ryerson Free Press and the Communications and Government Relations Coordinator for the Canadian Federation of Students-Ontario.

Worse, Loreto is completing a Master’s in Education. God knows, we already suffer from enough lunatics, in our education system.

It’s true Canada could be an even better place. But to help get us there, we need education experts with an attachment to reality, not ideologues who believe Canada is the abode of earthly evil.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

“Culling of a Nation,” a short story by Phyllis Humby


“Six of your patients died last month Dr. Reener. What do you have to say to that?”
Dr. Reener, expecting this confrontation, replied in a clear voice. “Two more patients would have died if they hadn’t sought help at the hospital emergency ward.” Reener challenged the Chief of Staff with her own steely gaze.
Dr. Alister didn’t flinch. She wasn’t the flinching type. “I look forward to a better report next month,” she said. “You’ve been below quota for the past quarter.”
Dr. Reener closed her laptop and leaned back, resting her elbow on the arm of the chair. She covered the grim line of her mouth with her manicured hand.
“As for the rest of you, I have emailed your new quotas,” Dr. Alister went on. “All eyes are on us, people. Our community is the training ground. You have the highest incomes of any doctor in the country.”
She swept her blonde curls away from her face and locked her pale gray eyes on each of the twelve professionals seated at the oval conference table. “You are well paid for your contribution to society. If you keep wasting the government’s money on tests, blood work, and hospital care for senior citizens, there will be no money. Why do I need to constantly remind you of the HCLS mandate?”
Leaning forward, her hands resting flat on the smooth wood surface, Dr. Allister invaded the space of the newest member of the staff. Dr. Cantor paled, accentuating the freckles scattered across his boyish features. His childlike hand rested under his chin in an unsuccessful effort to control the tremor.
“Dr. Cantor, how many of your patients died last month?”
With his tongue glued to the roof of his mouth, and hands too shaky to support a glass of water, he sat mute.
“I will tell you how many Dr. Cantor. Three patients died under your care. Three patients. What do you have to say?”
 “I don’t have my p-patient roster t-to capacity yet. I’ve just st-started my p-p-practice.”
Dr. Allister’s cheeks flamed. “You ordered MRIs, CT scans, ultra-sounds, and x-rays.” Her hands flailed in agitation. “For senior citizens. People over seventy years of age, Dr Cantor. Seventy!” 
She slapped her hands on the table. The young man flinched, his freckles convulsing against the greenish cast of his skin. “Do you understand the HCLS - Health Care Limitations for Seniors? Next month I do not want one test done on anyone over seventy years of age. Not one test, Dr. Cantor, or your career will be very short lived. You are affecting our quota and the reputations of all the doctors in this room.”
Dr. Allister, her porcelain skin glowing, dabbed at the moisture collected on her upper lip and returned to the head of the table.  
“Let’s end this meeting on a good note. The Lakepoint Rest Home is closing at the end of the month. By this time next year, condos will surround the waterfront.” A smattering of applause followed her announcement. “That brings the total closure of senior facilities to four since we began our program.” More applause eased the tension out of the room.
Dr. Allister beamed. Her reprimand of Dr. Reener and the blunders of an inexperienced Dr. Cantor aside, she accepted the credit for a substantial turn around in the budget spending.
“Believe me – our efforts have not gone unnoticed. More daycare facilities are proposed for the work place. Not only will these daycares be at no cost to employees, there will be a bonus for every employee who has children. Of course, the stipulation being that the parent must be married. This is a proud time for all of us. Our government is doing everything in its power to restore balance and build a viable population base.”
The Chief of Staff looked at each of the twelve doctors in turn before adjourning the meeting. “We will lead the way. We cannot let our government down.”
Most of her staff nodded vigorously – they really were a good group. Only Reener and Cantor still looked shell-shocked.
“Doctors, after you leave the meeting, please check your emails for the new quota on births. You need to coach your young patients to begin their families early. Remind them of the dividends paid for each child. Do not forget the daycare facilities. Grandparents may not be available, but there is no reason a new parent has to stay home with a child. Everyone will work. Remember, their tax dollars pay your salaries.
“Now, each one of you, return to your office and take care of business. There are bonus cheques from HCLS on the credenza. Pick them up on your way out. Dr. Cantor, don’t bother looking for yours.
“I'll see all of you back here next month.” 

Phyllis Humby lives in rural Camlachie, Ontario, where she indulges in her passion for writing suspense/thriller novels. Her stories have appeared in Canada, The United States, and the UK. She writes a monthly opinion column, Up Close and Personal for First Monday magazine. Visit her blog, The Write Break here.  “Culling of a Nation” has previously appeared in Commuterlit and in Indie Trigger - Short Stories, an anthology published by Simone Press in the UK .

See Brian Henry's schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Friday, July 5, 2013

John Kenneth Galbraith Literary Award writing contest ~ $2,000 prize

The Friends of Dutton-Dunwich are happy to announce their 2013 Writing Contest which is open to any Canadian author. The winners are announced and celebrated at a gala ceremony to honour Dunwich’s son, John Kenneth Galbraith, noted economist, statesman and author. It’s a grand evening of readings, music, good friends and refreshments. This great time is open to the authors and the public at no charge

First place: $2,000
Deadline: August 5, 2013
Word count limited to 3,000 to 3,500 words.
Entry fee: $10.
Full contest rules here. Entry form here.  

John F Kennedy conferring with Galgraith
The Canadian Writers' Contest Calendar – on sale now. If you’re looking for places to send your work, you should put contests on your list. The Canadian Writers’ Contest Calendar is a book that provides gives a full listing of annual contests in Canada arranged by deadline date. Since these contests recur each year, your Contest Calendar lasts a long time. It lists contests for short stories, poetry, children’s writing, novels, and nonfiction – contests for just about everyone.
Regularly, the Calendar costs $20 at one of Brian Henry's workshops or classes or $23.50 by mail. It is now on sale for just $17 at a class or workshop or $20 by mail. (all taxes and shipping included). 
To order, email brianhenry@sympatico.ca

See Brian Henry's schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.


Thursday, July 4, 2013

How to Make Your Stories Dramatic workshop, Saturday, November 23, Orillia

The Canadian Authors’ Association, Orillia, presents…
“How to Make Your Stories Dramatic”
Saturday, November 23
10:00 a.m. – 3:30 p.m.
Brewery Bay Food Company, Down by the Bay Room, 117 Mississauga Street East, Orillia, Ontario 
(This is one door east of the main entrance to Brewery Bay Food Company. Map here.)

This workshop is geared to both beginners and more experienced writers.  We’ll look at the most important part of all stories whether fictional or true: the fully dramatized scene.  You'll learn some of the most successful tricks of the trade to make sure that you'll never write a lifeless scene again.

We’ll look at both dialogue and action scenes. You’ll learn how to write great dialogue and how to mix it with your narrative so that the interaction between your characters comes alive. But the most difficult scenes of all are climactic action scenes; such as love scenes, chase scenes and fight scenes. Primarily using fight scenes as our examples, you’ll learn how to ramp up the tension you need for one of these high-octane performances. 

Fee: $38.94 + 13% hst = $44 paid in advance by mail
or $42.48 + 13% hst = $48 if you wait to pay at the door

To reserve a spot now, email 
brianhenry@sympatico.ca

See Brian’s full schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Literary agent J.L. Sterner seeks young adult and women's fiction, also other fiction and nonfiction

N.S. Bienstock, Inc
250 West 57 Street
Suite 333
New York, NY 10107

N.S. Bienstock is a talent agency. J.L. Stermer is an agent in their literary division. Prior to joining N.S. Bienstock, she was an agent at the Donald Maass Literary Agency. Born and raised in New York City, and a graduate of Columbia University, she currently lives in Manhattan.

J.L. is currently seeking both fiction and nonfiction.
On the fiction side, she would love to see both literary and commercial fiction and graphic novels. She particularly wants YA and women’s fiction (no paranormal romance, sci-fi, or fantasy please). She is intrigued by dark, edgy stories, as well as those with a wry sense of humor. 

On her wish list is a coming-of-age story from a male point-of-view in the vein of The Basketball Diaries by Jim Carroll or The Guide to Recognizing Your Saints by Dito Montiel. Some recent reads she has enjoyed are The Middlesteins by Jami Attenberg, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, and The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.

On the nonfiction side, she is looking for cookbooks and food-related narrative, prescriptive health, diet and fitness, how-to, reference, narrative nonfiction, current-events-related projects and all things pop culture (science, business, technology, music, humour, crafts, and do-it-yourself.

Query J.L. at: nsb@nsbtalent.com
In the subject line, put: “Young Adult Query for Ms. Stermer” or whatever the relevant subject. Include the first 5 pages in the e-mail. No attachments.

Brian Henry will lead a “How to Get Published” workshop with guest speaker Carly Watters of P.S. Literary agency in Georgetown on October 5 (see here), and he’ll be leading a “Writing for Children &for Young Adults” workshop in Mississauga on Sat, Oct 26. (see here.) 
To register, email brianhenry@sympatico.ca

But before you submit, the best way to get your manuscript into shape is with a weekly course. In September, Brian will lead "Next Step" courses on Thursday afternoons in Mississauga (see here) and Thursday evenings in Georgetown (here) and "Intensive" courses on Wednesday afternoons in Burlington (here) and Wednesday evenings in Mississauga (here). To register, email brianhenry@sympatico.ca


See Brian's full schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Love letters: Where your fellow writers are getting published (and where you can get published, too)

Brian:
I'd like to say a special thanks to you for your help over the years. I'm now in the middle of my third book in the Dottie Flowers series, Dottie Flowers and the Ghosts of Savannah. I'm planning to do five. I'm sure none if this would have happened if it weren't for your tremendous encouragement and your wonderful enthusiasm for writing.

I remember your saying that most people need to get their first book written and out of the way. I didn't understand what that meant at first. But for me, this process was essential. Shortly after I'd finished my first book, two characters, Dottie Flowers and Mabel Scattergood, popped into my head. I started to write about them. Words flowed. I'd found my voice.

I don't know if your students appreciate the words of wisdom you pass on to them. I hope so. One day, they might be very grateful for the things they learned in your workshops and classes.

Sincerely,
Sheila Gale

Note: Everyone's invited to the book launch for Sheila’s second book, Dottie Flowers and the European Caper. See your invite here.


Hi, Brian.
I have good news to share with you as your suggestions had helped me hone my writing. The Intensive class that I took a year and a half ago helped me, as well. The class interactions and critiques helped me determine what worked and what didn't. 

I must also say that I made long lasting friendship with a few in the class and John Dunn's wife, Joan, acted as my editor not only to "fix" the novel The Perfume Woman's Diaries, but make it shine.

What I am trying to say is that I am agented now!
Thanks a million.
Pran Joshi

Note: I have a few Intensive and Next Step classes in September. You can find them listed on my schedule here, or scroll through the detailed descriptions of upcoming classes here. - Brian


Hi, Brian.
I just wanted you to know the great news! I’ve had my short story "Bereft" published on CommuterLit.
I have to thank you for encouraging me with my writing, and for giving the information about Commuter Lit.
Hope your summer is going well. Look forward to seeing you in Barrie in September. Yes, Rose-Ann and I are still your biggest fans.
Cheers,
Jeanette 
Read Jeanette’s story “Bereft” here.
You can read another story by Jeanette here.
For information about submitting to CommuterLit, see here.


Hi, Brian.
Long time no talk! Hope you're well. Just wanted to ask if you could let your readers know about our blog, Page Turnings.
Since my co-bloggers and I are all working on Young Adult novels, the blog focuses on books, movies, music that appeals to a teen audience. Thanks for your help with figuring out the blog’s direction!
Hope to see you in upcoming workshops soon.


Hi, Brian.
I am extremely excited to let you know that one of my  devotionals has been accepted in the Praise Writers magazine, Halycon's new sister publication. This came about shortly after attending your "How To Get Published" workshop in May. I have always enjoyed your workshops and will continue to look forward in attending more in the near future. 
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Rosemary Hagedorn
For information on submitting to Praise Writers and to Halycon, see here.


If you want to connect with an agent, come to the
"How to Get Published" workshop, Saturday, Oct 5
in Georgetown. My guest speaker will be Carly Wattters.
Details here.
Hello, Brian.
I heard you mention to someone at your Ryerson seminar on June 15 that Transatlantic Agency considers Children's books. I checked the website and I had a response within a few hours. One of their agents asked me to forward my book.

Once again, my thanks, Brian. Should this introduction lead to something, you will be responsible and I promise you will be charged accordingly!

Warmest Regards
Nancee Jean,
Author The Boomerang Babies Club
Our Motto: We are the Boomerang Babies and like a boomerang we always return home safely



See Brian's full schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Kingston, Peterborough, Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Georgetown, Milton, Oakville, Burlington, St. Catharines, Hamilton, Dundas, Kitchener, Guelph, London, Woodstock, Orangeville, Newmarket, Barrie, Orillia, Bracebridge, Sudbury, Muskoka, Peel, Halton, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Happy Canada Day!


K.D. Lang opens Olympic games with Leonard Cohen's "Hallaluljah" (about as Canadian as I could get)