Wednesday, April 18, 2018

“The Visitor” by Lisa Sutcliffe



“Hey Bristlenut, taste this cake,” I said to my little brother Jim. He looked at me, unsure. The Australian sun had tanned his scrawny body a deep toffee, including his scalp under his trademark brush cut. “It tastes like chocolate,” I said, pretending to take a bite of the dirt mixture on my shovel.
He slowly took a small bite... ”It does!” he said with a muddy smile.  I almost felt bad for a moment. Then I noticed something by my foot at the edge of the driveway. “Hey, did you know that snails taste like candy?”
“No they don’t!”
“They do! People pay a lot of money for them in fancy restaurants.” 
As I reached for the snail, I glanced at the road and noticed a small cloud of dust in the distance, with a white spot in the centre, approaching fast. Clearly not a car. We lived in the last house before a small forest and a bridge to the more industrial part of Guildford, so there wasn’t much traffic on our end of the street. 
The dust cleared as the object thundered over the bridge. Suddenly it was in front of our house – a heaving monster with menacing crimson eyes and clumps of filthy wool flapping against its sides. Jim and I shrieked. The bulging eye fixed on mine and its raw animal terror shot through me.  In that heartbeat, it veered up the driveway toward us.
“Run!” I pushed my brother ahead of me to the backyard. “Mum! Help! Mum!”
My mother appeared on the back porch, annoyed and clearly about to tell us to stop fighting for probably the fourth time that day. When she saw what was chasing us, she picked up her whisk broom and hollered, “Get in the house!” 
Crouched behind the dubious safety of the screen door, my brother and I watched the battle in fear and amazement. Representing evil: the not-so-white sheep. Representing good: my barefoot mum, with her helmet of short black hair and thick cat-eye glasses. She wielded her broom with an expertise that would have made an Amazonian proud. She chased the sheep through the sandbox and around the almond tree. Stymied by fences at every turn, the sheep crashed into the side of the shed, sending the sweet pea vine flying off the trellis.  Thwack! went the broom against the sheep’s flank.  Thunk! went the sheep’s head as it caught the edge of the rickety outhouse. 
“Get out! Get out!” commanded Mum in that tone that we all knew and feared, sweeping the beast back to the driveway.
My brother and I raced through the house to the living room window.  The sheep careened down the driveway, made a wide left turn onto the road and bolted off the way it had come. Back toward the abattoir at the other side of the bridge.


Lisa Sutcliffe is an Oakville, Ontario resident in the honeymoon stage of retirement. She is rediscovering the joy of writing something other than proposals and corporate documents, thanks to the inspirational environment of Brian Henry’s classes.

See Brian Henry’s schedule hereincluding writing workshops, weekly writing classes, and weekend retreats in Algonquin Park, Bolton, Barrie, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Collingwood, Cambridge, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Kingston, Kitchener-Waterloo, London, Midland, Mississauga, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, Saint John, NB, Sudbury, Toronto, Windsor, Woodstock, Halton, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York Region, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Writing with Style workshop, Sunday, April 29, in Brampton

Writing With Style
Sunday, April 29, 2018
1:30 – 4:30 p.m.
Cyril Clark Branch, Brampton Library
20 Loafer’s Lake Lane, Brampton, Ontario (Map 
here)

If you do any kind of creative writing, fiction or nonfiction, this workshop is for you. We’ll tackle the nitty-gritty of putting words on paper in a way that will grip the reader’s imagination. You'll learn how to avoid common errors that drain the life from your prose. And you'll discover how to make your writing more vivid, more elegant and more powerful.

Workshop leader Brian Henry has been a book editor and creative writing instructor for more than 25 years. He publishes Quick Brown Fox, Canada’s most popular blog for writers, teaches creative writing at Ryerson University and has led workshops everywhere from Boston to Buffalo and from Sarnia to Saint John. But his proudest boast is that he has helped many of his students get published.

Fee: 37.17 + hst = 42 paid in advance or 39.82 + hst = 45 if you wait to pay at the door
To reserve a spot now, email: brianhenry@sympatico.ca

See Brian’s full schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Algonquin Park, Bolton, Barrie, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Ingersoll, Kingston, Kitchener, London, Midland, Mississauga, Newmarket, Orillia, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, St. John, NB, Sudbury, Thessalon, Toronto, Windsor, Halton, Ingersoll, Kitchener-Waterloo, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Paying markets for literary fiction and science fiction, literary poetry and speculative poetry, and creative nonfiction


Arc Poetry Magazine this venerable Canadian poetry magazine seeks poetry. (What else?) Pays $50 per page for poetry.

Deadline: May 31, 2018. Guidelines here.

Pedestal Magazine seeks  speculative poetry for the June 2018 issue (Pedestal 82). Speculative includes science fiction, fantasy, supernatural horror, science, surrealism, and experimental.  Pays $40 for each poem accepted. 
Deadline: May 27, 2018. Guidelines here.


The Kweli Journal celebrates community and cultural kinships and lived experience of people of color: “Our many stories. Our shared histories. Our creative play with language. Here our memories are wrapped inside the music of the Muscogee, the blues songs of the South, the clipped patois of the Caribbean." Publishes one print issue and two online issues each year. Seeks self-contained novel excerpts, short stories, creative nonfiction, and poetry.  Submissions should be no more than 6,000 words. Pays upon publication.
Deadline: May 30, 2018. Guidelines here.

Things in the Well is an Australian-based publisher of horror and science fiction. They’re seeking submissions for Beyond the Infinite - Tales from the Outer Reaches, a call dark science fiction anthology:
I want stories that are outstanding, different and memorable!  outstanding, different, and memorable! I want something new and exciting! New psychological terrors involving time travel; primal fears triggered by something new that threatens humanity, and new hopes that we may conquer them; new creatures that will make people want to go out and buy the Halloween mask; and new stories of the weird in the outer-reaches of time and space.
“If you need more ideas, take a look outside the typical Sci-Fi genre... Read Clive Barker’s short story ‘The Skins of the Fathers’ or HPL’s ‘The Colour out of space,’ or go back further and look wider to William Hope Hodgson’s ‘The House on the Borderland,’ or Brian Lumley’s ‘The House of Doors’ and ‘Necroscope’ series.
“So, something memorable, dark, and/or something that offers hope and/or despair for humanity… I envision the SciFi element as merely the stage for the story to unfold, cracking our world(s) open to reveal a truer story beyond the genre’s superfice. Gee, that sounds pompous, but you get my (space) drift. I anticipate a (star)fleet of top-notch submissions as usual, so I'm aftememorable stories, a sense of dread, and some level of believability and internal consistency would be more important than a lengthy treatise or a quick shudder.
Pays $50 AUD for a story, plus a copy of the book in paperback form.  
Deadline: "End of May." Guidelines here.

The Baltimore Review is on online quarterly and also publishes a print issue once a year. Seeks fiction (3,000 words max), poetry (1–3 poems), and creative nonfiction (5,000 words max). Also accepts video submissions and “none of the above” submissions. Pays $40 per piece.
The Baltimore Review is also seeking contest submissions. Theme: Clothes. 5,000-word maximum for fiction and creative nonfiction; 3 poems maximum. Fee: $10. Prizes: $500, $300 and $100.
Deadline: May 31, 2018. Guidelines here and here.

One Story sends one short story of 3,000 to 8,000 words to its subscribers each month. Stories can be any style and on any subject as long as they are good. “We are looking for stories that leave readers feeling satisfied and are strong enough to stand alone. Pays $500, plus 25 copies.
Deadline: May 31, 2018. Guidelines here.

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See Brian Henry’s schedule hereincluding writing workshops, weekly writing classes, and weekend retreats in Algonquin Park, Bolton, Barrie, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Collingwood, Cambridge, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Kingston, Kitchener-Waterloo, London, Midland, Mississauga, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, Saint John, NB, Sudbury, Toronto, Windsor, Woodstock, Halton, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York Region, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Two great workshops this month: Writing Your Life, and Writing & Revising

Writing your life and other true stories
Saturday, May 5, 2018
10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
Burlington Central Library, Centennial Room, 2331 New Street, Burlington, Ontario (Map here)
Note:
 This workshop is also offered, Saturday, June 23, in Mississauga (see here),
Have you ever considered writing your memoirs or family history? This workshop will introduce you to the tricks and conventions of telling true stories and will show you how to use the techniques of the novel to recount actual events. Whether you want to write for your family or for a wider public, don't miss this workshop.
Fee: 43.36 + 13% hst = 49 paid in advance by mail or Interac
or 46.90 + 13% hst = 53 if you wait to pay at the door
To reserve a spot now, email: brianhenry@sympatico.ca


From one of my favourite illustrators,
Debbie Ridpath Ohi
Writing and Revising
Saturday, May 26, 2018
10:00 a.m. – 3:30 p.m.
Oakville Central Library, Auditorium, 120 Navy Street, Oakville, Ontario (Map hereParking on Water Street, behind the library)
If you want to refine your story-telling skills and cut the time you will need to spend editing, this workshop is for you. You'll learn how to step back from a manuscript in order to find – and fix – flaws in your plot, structure, characterization and style. You'll learn how to rethink, rework and rewrite so that your manuscript will live up to your vision.
Special Option: You’re invited to bring the first 500 – 1,000 words of one of your pieces of writing. You don’t need to bring anything, but if you do, three copies could be helpful.
Fee: 43.36 + 13% hst = 49 paid in advance by mail or Interac
or 46.90 + 13% hst = 53 if you wait to pay at the door
To reserve a spot now, email: brianhenry@sympatico.ca


Workshop leader Brian Henry has been a book editor, author, and creative writing instructor for more than 25 years. He publishes Quick Brown Fox, Canada’s most popular blog for writers and is the author of a children’s version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Tribute Publishing Inc). But his proudest boast is that he’s has helped many of his students get published. 
Read reviews of Brian’s classes and workshops here.

See Brian’s complete current schedule hereincluding writing workshops, weekly writing classes, and weekend retreats in Algonquin Park, Bolton, Barrie, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Collingwood, Cambridge, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Kingston, Kitchener-Waterloo, London, Midland, Mississauga, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, Saint John, NB, Sudbury, Toronto, Windsor, Woodstock, Halton, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York Region, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Westwood Creative Artists, Canada's largest literary agency


Westwood Creative Artists
The Chelsea Shop
386 Huron Street
Toronto, Ontario

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Westwood is Canada’s largest literary agency. It’s also one of the oldest and most respected. Clients include Mark Sakamoto, Justin Trudeau, Thomas King, Alan Doyle, Rosemary Sullivan, Kyo Maclear, Karma Brown, and Hannah Mary McKinnon (who many Quick Brown Fox readers will know from classes and workshops over the years).  There are six agents on the team, all immensely experienced: Carolyn Forde, Jackie Kaiser, Michael A. Levine, Hilary McMahon, John Pearce, and Bruce Westwood.

Carolyn Forde, Literary Agent and International Rights Director
Carolyn Forde has been at Westwood since 2005 and has been a shareholder since 2010.  Carolyn has a B.A. Hons in English Literature and History from Trent University (year abroad at Liverpool Hope University), earned a Postgraduate Certificate in Publishing Sciences from Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, Scotland, and completed the Simon Fraser University Publishing Intensive course in Vancouver. She has lived and worked in Japan, Mexico and the Czech Republic and is a dual citizen of Canada and the UK.
When she’s not reading submissions referred to her by her authors or digging in the slush pile for a gem, she’s usually cuddled up with her cat or exploring Toronto and beyond with her husband.
Carolyn says, “I am looking for books that I can’t put down. In fiction I’m either so absorbed with the world and the story or so affected by the language and characters that I’ll stay up past my bedtime. I like books that feel like treats, not work. I know I’m onto something when I want to press a book into the hands of my friends saying, ‘You must read this,’ because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they will love it.”
Carolyn loves literary fiction and fiction with a commercial bent, psychological thrillers, women’s fiction, literary horror, crime, and whimsical almost-fantasy books. “I’d love to find some indigenous authors too, as I don’t think we hear their voices enough,” she says. She is not looking for military or CIA inspired fiction, climate thrillers, high fantasy, cozy mysteries, romance, erotica, poetry or humour.
In nonfiction, says Carolyn, “I like an unusual tale in memoir, a book that I can learn from, also something from an expert in a field on a current issue, and narrative nonfiction that expands the reader’s world. I’m not looking for memoirs about illness (not because they aren’t valid but because I don’t like to read them). The writing and the story are both paramount.”
Carolyn is particularly interested in books with an international appeal.
Query Carolyn at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

Jackie Kaiser, President and COO
Jackie says that while she’s not taking on many new clients these days, she’s always open to being wowed. She’s also more likely to be interested in nonfiction. But Jackie also represents “a small carefully curated roster of children’s authors and illustrators and would love to make room for another exceptional author-illustrator.”
Query Jackie at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

Michael Levine, Chairman
At Westwood, Michael’s talents are focussed not only on book deals, but also on the sale of rights for TV, film, and other media.
“My passions, taste and expertise are largely focused on nonfiction,” says Michael, “including history, politics, ideas books, memoirs. I have also been privileged to do work in the fiction area with such authors as the late Mordecai Richler.”
Query Michael at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

Hilary McMahon, Executive Vice President
“Now that I have a robust client list I’m very selective about taking on authors, “says Hilary, “but I still love the thrill of discovering a new voice. I’m particularly proud of the authors I’ve nurtured since the beginning of their careers, such as Susan Juby, Susin Nielsen and Carrie Snyder. I love narrative nonfiction that makes me look at the past and the present in a new way; that engages my curiosity and provokes contemplation and discussion. Drink by Ann Dowsett Johnston, The Massey Murder by Charlotte Gray and Empire of Deception by Dean Jobb are recent highlights.”
In fiction, Hilary is drawn to compelling and unique voices and fresh stories that provoke a strong emotional reaction, whether it’s laughter or tears. She’s always hunting for those crossover literary/upmarket fiction titles that are perfect for word of mouth success, such as The Translation of Love by Lynne Kutsukake.
She’s also open to realistic, accomplished, middle-grade and YA.
In nonfiction, Hilary wants the singular project that only that author has the authority, skill and perspective to deliver, whether it’s a memoir like Juliet’s Answer, an expose like Jacques Poitras’ Irving vs Irving, or a cookbook like Lucy Waverman’s Flavour Principles.
Query Hilary at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

John Pearce, Literary Agent
John is taking on only a handful of new clients, but he’s always on the lookout for that special new discovery.
In both fiction and nonfiction, John looks for a distinctive voice, vivid story-telling, insightful characterization and scintillating prose. If the book has the potential to win awards or attract film deals, all the better.
“I love working with journalists; historians; biographers; I also love memoir, popular science, humour, travel and Big Ideas,” says John. “What I respond to is the combination of the author’s passion for the subject and their ability to write about it engagingly.”
In fiction he leans towards novels that are literary but narrative-driven; also to high-quality mysteries, thrillers/suspense, historical fiction and young-adult novels. No romance, SF or fantasy. No short-story collections. No children’s books. And in nonfiction, no books of practical advice.
Query John at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

Bruce Westwood, Founder, Managing Director, and CEO
Bruce Westwood has been in the business for 22 years. He’s still always on the lookout for literary fiction, commercial fiction, narrative nonfiction, “and,” he says, what one might call current events (business, politics, industry, government, etc. Really any sociological nonfiction. My tastes are extremely broad (except when it comes to rosé, garlic, and roasted lamb).
“While I represent a very limited number of children’s authors, the rest of my clients are pretty evenly split between writers of fiction and nonfiction – and some that cross that divide with aplomb.
Query Bruce at: wca_office@wcaltd.com
Include the word “query” in the subject line. See Westwood’s full submission guidelines here.

Literary agent Paige Sisley
If you’re interested in getting published, soon or somewhere down the road, don’t miss the How to Get Published workshop with literary agent Paige Sisley, Saturday, August, 18, in Collingwood (see here).


And if you’re interested in Writing for Children or for Young Adults, you’ll want to sign up for the mini-workshop on Saturday, April 21, 2018, in Waterloo with Simon & Schuster children’s editor Patricia Ocampo, literary agent Barabara Berson (who specializes in YA) and Young Adult author Tanaz Bhathena (see here). 
On Sept 22, Brian Henry will lead another mini-conference in Oakville with Yasemin Uçar, Senior Editor at Kids Can Press, and also a Kid Lit workshop in Sudbury sometime in the fall – details of these events still to come.  

For updated listings of Writing for Children & for Young adult workshops and for weekly Kid lit classes, see here (and scroll down).

Yasemin Uçar, senior editor,
Kids Can Press 
And don't miss: Writing With Style, Sunday, April 29, in Brampton (see here).  Writing Your Life on Saturday, May 5, in Burlington (see here), and Saturday, June 23, in Mississauga (see here) and  Writing and Revising, Saturday, May 26, in Oakville (see here).

For the spring, there are still spaces available in the Welcome to Creative Writing course Wednesday, afternoons, April 18 – June 13, in Burlington (see here). Other weekly spring classes are all underway, but watch for postings about summer courses soon.

To reserve a spot in any workshop, retreat, or weekly course, email brianhenry@sympatico.ca

Read reviews of Brian’s courses and workshops here.

See Brian’s complete current schedule hereincluding writing workshops, weekly writing classes, and weekend retreats in Algonquin Park, Bolton, Barrie, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Collingwood, Cambridge, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Kingston, Kitchener-Waterloo, London, Midland, Mississauga, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, Saint John, NB, Sudbury, Toronto, Windsor, Woodstock, Halton, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York Region, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.

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