You may have heard the tale.
Long,
long ago on every Halloween night a dark figure haunted
this poplar grove. The people in the nearby town would catch glimpses of a
mysterious man, clad all in black, as they peered through the cracks in their
boarded up windows.
He moved
smoothly through the trees, as if gliding on the wind, always hesitating at the
edge of the woods, rarely approaching the town. The hiding townspeople trembled
with fear as they clutched their wooden crosses, praying for salvation.
In those
days, even babies wore tiny crosses around their necks on Halloween, for the
people knew that on this night of the year a vampire roved the woods. If a
child perished – and more than one infant had been choked in their cradles by
the rustic necklaces – better it be in the arms of their Saviour than by the
bite of the devil’s creature.
Nowadays
in our town, nobody brandishes garlic or a homemade cross on Halloween. We
laugh at the old tale and let the kids go trick or treating – well supervised
by their parents, of course. All the same, nobody ever goes near the woods at
night. It’s sort of an unwritten rule,
and I’ve never even heard anyone say that it might be interesting, just as a
stunt or on a dare, to hang out there and see what happens. Our fear is powerful and it endures, all
these generations later.
So it might surprise you that tonight is
Halloween and I’m standing in the middle of the poplar grove, surrounded by hundreds
of shadowy, silvery trunks. The dry,
remaining leaves shake and chatter in the wind, creating cascades of sound, as
if a ghostly presence were applauding my daring escapade.
The trees crowd around
me, making me feel that they are creeping closer and closer to me. I know this
is only my imagination. Still, I shiver with anxiety as I wait for something,
anything, to happen.
I wear no
garlic. I carry no cross.
Aside
from the gentle clapping of the leaves, there’s no sound or movement in the
poplar grove. I’m spooked by the darkness,
and look to the moon, hoping that its light will comfort me, but it is remote
and uncaring. What I am experiencing is true loneliness. I feel sad and uneasy –
and ridiculous – as I continue to stand, deep in the woods, waiting for my
miracle from hell.
And then
it happens.
“Very interesting,”
a baritone voice drawls. “And what have we here?”
I turn
quickly and trip on a jutting root. Recovering my balance, I look around. I see nothing but trees and their shadows,
shifting in the dappled moonlight.
“Who’s
there?” I say. I am annoyed with myself when I hear the wobbliness of my words.
“Hmmm. Let
me guess. Hardly a maiden, are you?”
That
makes me mad. Since when do supernatural creatures get to be so fussy?
“Show
yourself, whoever you are,” I say. That’s better. My voice sounds firmer, more
authoritative.
“Certainly,
madam, if that is your wish.”
A tall,
slender figure apparates before me. His face is in shadow, but I can see how
elegant his form is, swathed in a cloak of pure blackness.
I am way
too angry to be rattled by his ability to pop, fully fledged, into being like a
horrifying genie or a magician’s ratty bunny.
“Madam?
Like, are you kidding me? I’m only twenty-five years old! How do you get
off calling me madam?”
He
chuckles, a rich, cultured sound. That makes me even madder.
“I don’t
know who you think you are, you piece of recycled Halloween garbage, you excuse
for something that is actually capable of scaring anyone, but I’m no madam. As
a matter of fact, I’ve been told I look young for my age and that I’m pretty darn
hot! So, get over here and bite my frickin’ neck and deliver me into the next
dimension or whatever it is that you do. Time’s a-ticking. Move it!”
The man comes
closer, appearing to float inches above the ground. He is illuminated by the
moonlight and is easily the most handsome male I have ever seen, in spite of
his SPF-100 complexion. I swan my neck in his direction, hoping he will notice
that I have washed it especially well for this occasion, and have even been
thoughtful enough to pre-scratch it so that it emits an enticing smell of fresh
blood. His nostrils quiver.
“Well, my
dear, I usually go in for maidens. It’s kind of my thing. But, it has been a century or so. And you do
have a certain spunky charm about you.”
His eyes
become black slits and he swoops toward me with intent.
“Welcome
to eternity,” he says.
My neck
is stretched to its fullest extent, my eyes are closed. I feel no fear. This is
it – my ticket to a glamorous afterlife, and I am ready. My whole body quivers
with anticipation as I await the vampire’s puncture and then his extracting kiss.
Nothing
happens.
I crack
open a baby blue. There he is, my supposed hero of darkness, my canine-tooth-enhanced
Count, lounging against a nearby poplar, shaking his head in a judgmental,
tsk-tsk way, and eying me with distaste.
Oh, no. No, no, no. This can’t be happening.
“What’s
wrong?” I ask. I know what’s coming and I can’t bear it.
“Your
blood. It is tainted with disease. I will not touch you.”
“What?
How can you reject me? What I have isn’t catching; I swear to you. And I need
your help here, buddy. One little bite?”
“’Fraid
not, my dear. You have my sympathy, of course, on your illness. Besides, I’m
doing you a favour. The vampire’s life is long and tedious. All that waiting
around in the woods, hoping for unblemished youths to appear. It isn’t getting
easier, either, as the years go on – maidens being almost impossible to find
and parents being all over-protective and that. Consider yourself lucky.”
As he drones
on, I’m edging closer. “Listen here, you bat-winged bully, I absolutely need
you to impale me with those beautiful, sharp teeth of yours. You can’t leave me
hanging like this!”
I launch myself
at him, hands outstretched to grab his narrow shoulders. My plan is to drive my long fingernails into
his flesh and take a bite out of him if he won’t chomp me first. Maybe I’ll get some sort of medical benefit
if I succeed, and I have nothing whatsoever to lose. I open my mouth and
prepare to make contact of a deliciously macabre kind.
But, with
a crackling, electric sound, he vanishes. I sprawl on the ground, rubbing my head where
it has collided with a sapling and look wildly around me. My vampire is nowhere in sight. He’s gone,
taking all my hope with him.
A small, winged
creature flutters high in the sky, over the trees. A vampire bat? I can’t be sure.
All I know is that when it disappears from sight I’m left alone, in the woods.
It’s a death
sentence.
Years
ago, I watched my mother die from this disease in a way that was much too fast
for me but agonizingly slow for her.
But you can
bet that I’ll never give up. Other options exist. There are medical procedures I
can try. There are therapies these days that weren’t available to my mother
when our illness killed her. The doctors will help me, and my fellow
townspeople will be there to support me every inch of the way. I intend to
fight for my health and for my life, and fight hard.
And, hey,
you never know. I’ve heard tales of a strange wolf pack menacing a town not too
many miles from here. To my knowledge, nobody has said the w-word aloud, but to
me the animals sound a lot like werewolves. A werewolf mauling would be an
awfully messy way to meet my goal, but I’ll do some research first and then, if
the situation looks promising, maybe I’ll go on a solo field trip there one
night.
A single
bite from one of them should do the trick.
Sally
Basmajian is an executive escapee from the
corporate world of broadcasting. She lives in idyllic Niagara-on-the-Lake with her
understanding husband and demanding sheltie and spends her free time writing.
She has won recognition for her stories in the 2014 and 2015 Rising Spirits
Awards and in creative non-fiction 2015 contests sponsored by ScreaminMamas and
Canadian Stories.
See Brian Henry's schedule here, including writing workshops and creative writing courses in Algonquin Park, Barrie, Bracebridge, Brampton, Burlington, Caledon, Collingwood, Georgetown, Guelph, Hamilton, Ingersoll, Kingston, Kitchener, London, Midland, Mississauga, Newmarket, Orillia, Oakville, Ottawa, Peterborough, St. Catharines, St. John, NB, Sudbury, Thessalon, Toronto, Windsor, Halton, Kitchener-Waterloo, Muskoka, Peel, Simcoe, York, the GTA, Ontario and beyond.
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